1.  You find these pictures captivating, and want nothing more than to stare at them for weeks on end.

2.  You are inexperienced at cleaning, and want to pursue the janitorial field.  You will have countless hours of hands-on experience learning all the intricate details of a master cleaner.

3.  You are gay.  Although you can't officially admit to it, what could be better than sharing a room with 70 other smelly, hairy, scantily clad men?  Mmm, yummy!

4.  Rice is your favorite food, which is served with practically every meal, even breakfast sometimes.

5.  You enjoy being in confined places with absolutely no room at all.  There will be numerous opportunities for you to crawl in cold dark voids for a list of reasons.

6.  You are overly mature and want to be treated like a child again.  In the Navy, there is a whole group of people whose sole job is to degrade and belittle you.

7.  This picture is very appealing to you.  If you're lucky enough to join during the winter, you will be privileged with battling fierce snowstorms.

8.  There is a relationship you want to get out of.  The Navy is notorious for completely destroying any shred of a personal relationship.

9.  You are interested in technology, and want to pursue a high-tech career in the Navy.

10.  You are a people-person and want to kindle new friendships.

11.  Traveling to exotic places interests you.

12.  You have a "slight" problem with alcohol and you feel the Navy might remedy this.

13.  You want to live life on the edge in a high stakes environment, where every action you take is critical.

14.  The thought of earning minimum wage seems excessive, while Navy pay seems just fine.

15.  More to come...